Is girl just playing hard to get or has sarcasm lost all place in the world (woe is me)?

Is girl just playing hard to get or has sarcasm lost all place in the world?

Is girl just playing hard to get or has sarcasm lost all place in the world?

I walked up to this girl (know she likes me as she tries so hard not to look at me it just unnatural) said to her you have a boy friend, no she replies, I then ask do you want to go out. Got girls number in less than 10sec, no lie (then i left as she was trying to engage me in chit chat , BIG mistake).

Stent few messages (one with my number on it) go a number of ha ha that funny messages back. Then came my fatal mistake I sent a couple of what I class as sarcastic/funny messages.

Basically I rang her couple of times and she wouldn鈥檛 pick up (I鈥檓 26 she only 19) my messages went something along the lines of.

See that funny looking green symbol on your mobile press that when it rings (spoke to a couple of girls about this and they said they鈥檇 of laughed) no reply though o dear me.

Then I text again about an hour or so later as I was right in the middle of doing something (her name was Polly, only kidding I was in the gym) saying I鈥檓 about to call I hope you found that funny looking green phone symbol, then I rang (shock horror) no answer.

Got to admit I was mad as sin at this point, cos I can鈥檛 stand games especially when I鈥檓 on the back foot or loosing (what can I say I鈥檓 a very bad loser) So I thought f*ck it and left it a week till I saw her today at collage.

Couldn鈥檛 help myself though guys or girls she puts my heart in my mouth and my legs feel weak ,weres that twelve gage I鈥檓 of to shoot myself before I get any more soppy, and I鈥檓 use to knocking people out or at least fighting each week as I work on the doors (don鈥檛 even break a sweat doing that). So dumb ars me went and asked what time she finished collage (in front of all her friends, deadly silence from them, AND all eyes on me GULP! God help me), to which she replied 4:30 (ok not a bad start think there might be hope after all), to which I asked do you want to meet up (FU**ING hard to keep composed I tell you when you got people glaring at you), she said were I said here (collage) then puckering her lips (really didn鈥檛 feel like a good sigh, kind of know how the captain of the titanic felt on that eventful eve when he heard the words iceberg, MOTHER F***ER! Is what he had flashing through his head on a billboard a couple of hundred foot tall with big neon lights) and said the dreaded words I really don鈥檛 know if I want to (weres my life jacket) ill have to think about it (anyone got a spar life boat I鈥檓 on the titanic and all the rich barsted got them. Hang on a sec what my name, what that I鈥檓 playing Leonardo decapreo NOOOOOOOOOOO!) and text you.

At which point trying to look as dignified as I could (franticly trying to spray crazy glue all over my ego to stop it shattering into tiny little pieces) I said that cool whatever (f**king hate that saying) turned and walked away.

And o! my dented pride ,wow is me, no text come by 4:30. Now tell me does she want me to chases or f**k off.

I鈥檓 personally going to leave it a while (couple of days before June 1st only April 20th now) then try one last time, as I think she worth it.

What do you guys and or girls think, and please don鈥檛 give me sh*t about my grammar or spelling I know it bad (I鈥檓 dyslexic dam it all to hell), and yes ill beat you all to the inevitable words that you are all going to say WHAT A LOOSER (and yes fu**k is my favourite swear word of choice at present, cant help it just has a nice ring with everything I鈥檓 thinking at present), but to all you that say that you just weight it鈥檒l happen to you (26 first time happening) some time. It just not all of you will have the minerals to do anything about it, and to you that do good luck.

Now give me you wisdom brothers and sisters of the world

My names Alexander by the wayIs girl just playing hard to get or has sarcasm lost all place in the world (woe is me)?
For starters; You blabbered, lmao.

Second of all; you sound so full of yourself when you say **** like ';normally in a fight by then, blah blah blah....';

BOLLOCKS!

+Leave it a while otherwise she'll just see you as D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E! If she wants you now, she knows youve tried, she either playing hard to get or aint interested. so **** it. wait for her to come to YOU!Is girl just playing hard to get or has sarcasm lost all place in the world (woe is me)?
She does not want anything to do with you. You ramble too much.
I think you're a bit too much and that put her off you. The messages with the little green button joke, aren't ironic or funny, they're a little rude and condescending. And by God man, your writing is terrible! It was so hard to read your question, try to be more articulate and relaxed when you write. You're not supposed to write exactly *what* you think, *when* you think it!

But yeah, I do think you're way too much, a little overbearing. I think she made it very clear, that even if she really liked you at first (and I'm sure she did and you were right in assuming so), that she's not into you anymore. She didn't answer your messages and wouldn't pick up the phone. And after several days passed, so things did cool down a wee bit, you asked her out and she said no, pretty much.

So, ...I think she's made it very clear that she does not want to go out with you, short of actually telling you that.

Best of luck next time.



Also: your question doesn't belong in the section you've listed it, please ask questions more responsibly next time, it'll help get better answers to your questions.
It was a bit long to read all of,sorry my concentration span is shot at the best of times.And I dont know,hope this helps.
Ha, ha, ha, that **** was funnny! Lol. Well, erm, i'd guess that a.) she just isnt interested and shes trying to put you off or b.) you insulted her intelligence with the whole green button thing and she's annoyed (which is being a bit touchy, i think, jeez).



ANYWAY, i'd just give it a bit of time and leave her to it or i'd be upfront and just flat out ask her whats wrong. This whole thing will be sorted and you'll know where you stand. Yeah, i'd ask her straight, just save yourself the time, effort and broken pride and ask her whats up. Chasing her only makes you seem desperate.



Good luck...... And nice name, by the way.